Sunday, September 18, 2005
Two birds with one stone chicken -OR- How's bayou?
Two apparently all-but-insurmountable problems: (1) restoring New Orleans to a vibrant, clean, healthy city that people will want to live in and visit and (2) avoiding an avian flu/pandemic. Solution: take all the fowl from the Near and Far East, the places that appear to be breeding and grounds zero for sick birds who can cross-species pass the flu on to us, pack up the birds and take them to New Orleans, then offer them as voodoo sacrifices so New Orleans can be a healthy happy city. (OK, yes, I'm kidding, but in one of those wildest dream moments, doesn't that sound like a dandy way to solve both problems?)
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