Thursday, March 15, 2007
How to be a VRWC insider
The other evening I heard a reporter mention that She Who Would Be President has revived her vocal opposition to the vast right-wing conspiracy. I was in my car, driving to dinner, so I asked my companion how it's a secret since since it's pretty much a given that right-wingers are going to work hard to keep her from winning. (My friend just looked at me, big help that she is.) Then it occurred to me to ask if she thought there's also a vast left-wing conspiracy and if it was responsible for stirring up all the feeling against GWB as a way to make up for being fairly ineffective when GWB won the election and all. I asked if she knew where each side's conspirators hold meetings and what the passwords are or the rules of membership. (Again my friend just looked at me. Again not a word to help clear up my confusion. Some friend.) But now, today, Dadvocate has answered my questions about this. He doesn't tell us what the secret handshake is but he does provide those precious words that get you into the inner sanctum of the VRWC. Fantastic! What a guy. infiltrate get insider info about both sides.
If someone says, "The whip-or-will only sings at night," you should respond, "Yes, but the mockingbird is the state bird of more states than any other."I'm so happy. Now to get the phrases for the VLWC so I can
Then they will say, "Five states border the Gulf of Mexico" to which you reply, "Eight states border Tennessee."
Finally, they'll say, "Al Gore sucks" to which you should reply, "And his house is too big".
At that, you will be given the double secret email address and phone number to Join the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy.
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