What I have to admit (reluctantly): I enjoyed a lot of the show last night. Although I hate, loathe and despise arm-twisting people into being charitable and kind (are PBS and NPR listening?), IGB was incredibly high energy and mostly avoided soppy stuff (Simon couldn't be soppy, anyway, right?) and it's a good idea to raise our consciousness about children living in poverty or suffering from debilitating and terminal diseases, and to try and do something about it.
Things I learned:
Teri Hatcher can sing and
Fergie can do a one-handed cartwheel in tight leather pants.
Things I found really really annoying: Various pieces were taped (I'd already read about the stage manager and the microphone and Brad Pitt at the L.A. Times, for example) but it was disconcerting that Ryan ignored David H., Amanda, Chikeze and Ramiele entirely since they generously gave their time, too. Also, they'd promised appearances by
HRC,
BHO and
JMC but they won't aired until the 8>7 elimination show.
Things I want to mention: I really liked the
8 Idols-sitting-on-a-piano number complete with choirs; the kids were all relaxed and full-voice. The
So You Think You Can Dance dancers were extraordinarily entertaining and amazing.
Gordon Brown, Britain's Prime Minister who turns out to have a weird lower-jaw tick when he talks announced a generous donation of two million mosquito nets - just for the record,
U.S. President George Bush brought the first of 5.2 such nets to Tanzania, in February.
Snoop Dogg and his neighborhood kids were fantastic.
Maria Shriver is still the skinniest face in the world but she speaks rousingly and I loved all her inspiring volunteers.
Teri Hatcher's rendition of Carrie Underwood's "Before He Cheats" was amazing and a ton of fun, and
Carrie Underwood looked gorgeous and has a voice to match; she sang George Michael's "Praying for Time" beautifully though I do wish it had a more upbeat message.
Heart and
Fergie made me realize that Amanda and Carly aren't such "angry girl rockers" as I thought - apparently it's the "in" thing and I'm just showing my unhipness.
Miley Cyrus was absolutely terrific when visiting the family, really sweet and unaffected, though I still don't especially like how sings (don't shoot me, please) or the strutting and dragging the mic stand and stamping but I do love that she's not all sexy and pink.
Brad Pitt was predictably cute and inspirational and one does have to give him and his lady a lot of credit for doing so much with their money and influence.
Ben Stiller was pretty funny so I'm glad I didn't fast forward which I almost did.
Jimmy Kimmel went on too long with tasteless and rude (why is it funny to insult one of your hosts?) and
Billy Crystal went on too long with old-man-stupid and
Sarah Silverman was quickkly quirky-tho-cute.
Robin Williams was funny as the Russian Idol winner (I plan to tell his Stalin knock-knock joke to everyone I think will get it) but seemed like he'd grabbed a script from a decades-old show.
Annie Lennox stirred Michael Johns among others but seemed fake to me, which may be unfair, and
Mariah Carey looked great and hit all the requisite high notes but I didn't like the song particularly and I didn't like that it was religious. IGB isn't about religion, it's about generosity and if one chooses to donate through a religious program that's one's own choice. Finally, I loved that
Victoria and David Beckham (like Brad Pitt and Reese Witherspoon, among others, who visibly put their pocketbooks and selves where their mouths are) asked us to
join them in donating which reminded us that these folks are donating time and money to the charities and causes they're asking us to contribute to, too.
How much money was raised: over $100,000,000 for The Children's Defense Fund, Children's Health Fund, The Global Fund, Make It Right, Malaria No More, and Save the Children. Awesome.
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