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"Dear Diary,
Aug 12 - Moved to a new home in Maine. It is SO beautiful here. The hills are so majestic. I can hardly wait to see them with snow covering them. I love it here!
Oct 14 - Maine is the most beautiful place on earth,.The leaves are turned all the colors and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the beautiful mountains and saw some deer, they are so graceful, Certainly they are the most wonderful animals on earth, this must be paradise. I really love it here.
Nov 11 - Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous creature. I hope it will snow soon. I just love it here!
Dec 2 - It snowed last night. I woke up to find everything blanketed with white. It looks like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off of the steps and shoveled off the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won) and when the plow came by, we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place, I love Maine.
Dec 12 - More snow last night. I love it, the snow plow did his trick again to the driveway. I love it here.
Dec 19 - More snow last night. I couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work. I am exhausted from shoveling. Fucking snow-plow.
Dec 22 - More of the white shit fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snow-plow hides around the curve and waits until I'm done shoveling the driveway, asshole.
Dec 25 - Merry fucking Christmas, more friggen snow. If I ever get my hands on the son-of-a-bitch who drives that snow-plow, I swear I'll kill that bastard. Don't know why they don't just use more salt on the road to melt the fucking ice.
Dec 27 - More white shit last night. Been inside for three days except for shoveling out the driveway after that snow-plow goes through every time, can't go anywhere, car's stuck in a mountain of white shit! the weatherman says to expect another 10" of the shit again tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10" is?
Dec 28 - The fucking weatherman was wrong. We got 54 inches of that white shit this time. At this rate it won't melt before next summer. The snow-plow got stuck up the road and that bastard came to the door and asked to borrow my shovel. After I told him I had broken six shovels already shoveling the white shit he pushed into my driveway, I broke my last one over his fucking head.
Jan 4 - Happy F**ing New Year to you too. I finally got out of the house today, went to the store to get food, on the way back a damned deer ran in front of the car and I hit it. Did about $5,000 damage to the car. Those fucking beasts should be killed. Wish the hunters had killed them all last November.
May 5 - Took the car to the garage in town, would you believe the thing is rusting out from that fucking salt they put all over the road.
May 10 - I gave in and moved to Arkansas. Please tell me why ANYone lives north of the Carolinas??!"
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