If, like me, you have puzzled about the Muslim cartoon frenzy not only because
they're cartoons but also because
they were published five months ago which is a helluva long time to chew one's infuriated cud before blowing one's stack, and in case this wasn't out there where you'd seen it before either, guess what?! It turns out that there IS a logical explanation! Beginning from (since it's been 5 months and they were cartoons) "who wanted or caused the heat to become so turned up and why at that this particular moment?", yesterday was
the day when the International Atomic Energy Agency officially reported Iran's nuclear research and development to the UN Security Council, which explains the timing. And as for Denmark, it turns out that if the Security Council decides even to consider imposing sanctions on Iran, guess who will chair the Security Council?! It's . . . Denmark!! So the frenzy
wasn't about cartoons (duh), it was about making darn sure Danish diplomats know that Muslims can be majorly mobilized.
(Okay, "majorly" isn't a real word but I love using it anyway.) It's all along the lines of "if you don't let me have your sandwich I'll beat your brains in." Can you say "childish bully"? So here's the thing: if Iran is sanctioned, there will be retaliation of the kinds of behavior they seem to really enjoy (rioting, beheading, killing, etc.). Ergo, all is made clear. Well, in fact all is ridiculous and stupid and thuggish, but it's clear what the bruhaha was
really about. My recommendation is that we go buy lots and lots of
Danish things and keep in mind that it's the Danes we're talking about on the receiving end of all this at the moment. These are the people who quietly and steadfastly stood up to the WWII thugs.
(Thanks to Random Jottings and his references.) Technorati tags: thuggishness, Danish products, cartoon madness
Labels: politics, silliness